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STATUS UPDATE:

SATTELITE:

MACHINE ID: protoJ "Altered Intelligence" Sattelite Weapon
LOCATION: ERR:403FORBIDDEN
OBJECTIVE: ERR:403FORBIDDEN

DRONE:

MACHINE ID: protoJ-AI-M0
LOCATION: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: Earth
OBJECTIVE: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: STOP BLEEDING STOP BLEEDING
PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE STOP MOTOR CONTROL LOST I DONT WANT TO
DIE I DONT WANT TO DIE
ICHOR COUNT: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: 0.282156L

DRONE:

MACHINE ID: protoJ-AI-M1
LOCATION: Earth
OBJECTIVE: ERR:403FORBIDDEN
ICHOR COUNT: 4.93812L

DRONE:

MACHINE ID: protoJ-AI-M2
LOCATION: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: Earth
OBJECTIVE: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: TRAVEL TO LONDON BY TRAIN
ICHOR COUNT: ERR:400OFFLINE LAST KNOWN: 8L (FULL)

DRONE:

MACHINE ID: protoJ-AI-M3
LOCATION: Earth
OBJECTIVE: ERR:403FORBIDDEN ICHOR COUNT: 10L (FULL)

ERR404: protoJ-AI-M3.PNG MISSING
protoJ: i see you looking at my drones
protoJ: no idea what happened to M2
protoJ: trains never killed nobody
protoJ: M0 got hit by a police car
protoJ: didnt even realise it was losing ichor for a few miles
protoJ: [!] ICHOR COUNT LOW [!] 4L REMAINING
LABR-0000-0000-0000-1420: what how
LABR-0000-0000-0005-0AB2: oh fuck oh fuck run
protoJ:oops ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯MNTR-0000-0000-0000-0007: no you two pentabyte scrapheads there's 2.5 million litres of black ichor in this sattelite if that was real we'd all be dead
protoJ: gold star for favourite calculator ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯MNTR-0000-0000-0000-0007: k
protoJ: what was i talking about
protoJ: do u wanna see M3
protoJ: haha yeaaaaa there she is
protoJ: im so hot